QotD: It's Better To Give

Regarding the candy pizza, you so don't want to know. It was like eating acid. I got it for Christmas from my father (no surprise there) and all you needed to do was assemble it. The base was gummy and then you spread some gooey sour pink candy on it, sprinkled it with powdered sugar (that looked indistinguisable from Kraft Dinner cheese) and then sprinkle on the candy toppings (cut to look like real ones). It actually tasted amazingly exactly like an orange - at which point I was like, well a real orange would be way healthier so we tossed it! Also, sewing machine is now working perfectly. I'm a moron. I joined the crafter's choice book club so that I could get a how to sew book. Probably I could get one from the library for free but this seemed to make more sense.